Can we talk about how Michael Jackson’s daughter Paris’ twitter picture is this:
and she tweets things like
like omfg 4 for you Michael Jackson, you raised this child PERFECTLY.
Micheal gets a gold star in parenting!
Not to mention his pole dancing video lol
I like how Mark’s self-presentation to the fanbase has slowly degenerated over time, not unlike a new employee to their boss.
I mean, come on, look at this:
"…Yes sir, I’m well versed in all major Office programs - Word, Powerpoint, Excel - experience which I acquired at my previous internship with 3M…"
…and now, a year and some-odd months later:
i still dont know what rolling in the deep even means
Who wants to come and live in a shitty flat in London with me and we can adopt a pug and eat pasta forever
OMG DID YOU SAY PUGS AND PASTA?!?! TAKE ME NOW!!